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titles are so five seconds ago

titles are so five seconds ago

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trillow:

"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"

(via gnarly)

yoncevevo:

*listens to Ariana Grande once*
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(via heart)

ruinedchildhood:

me as a parent

(via booty-queen)

ggaga:

i cant believe they named an entire dog breed after pitbull

(via encourage)

meladoodle:

hey mum can you proofread my sexts

(Source: meladoodle, via tbhtiff)

milktree:

always ask a snail where they are going and if they need help getting there

(Source: alunaes, via offlcer)

jerkofficial:

oh how much i love that this is the first result of “Nash Grier” on urban dictionary

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(Source: twinking, via heart)

whorville:

Say no to kids, drugs

(via nice-wig-janis)